WHAT’S YOUR SUPER POWER? Take this completely made-up, based on NO scientific or statistical research quiz and find out!
One of my favorite time sucking activities is trolling through Facebook. (There is also the solitaire app on my phone, but that is an entirely different issue.)
Two words: Facebook Quizzes. My Timeline is being over run with these.Let me name a few, actual quizzes:.
All of the above were just in the last few weeks!
Clearly these are popular devices for getting our attention (and our Facebook info, to use and harass us with advertising and promotional garbage). And the results are all over the place. I know this because no one can resist the “Share with your Friends on Facebook” button. What?! You’re a chocolate chip cookie? I had you pegged for peanut butter. You’re bad at flirting? You have been married for 40 years, I HOPE you’re bad at flirting.
As for the results? I feel they are skewed right from the start. Because let’s be honest, being honest about yourself is hard. Of course I would rather take a brisk, healthy, exhilarating walk versus eating that entire chocolate cake. Naturally, I would prefer serving at the soup kitchen instead of getting a mani/pedi! And look, I scored a 100% on the “HOW SELFLESS ARE YOU” quiz.
But, hey, maybe your SUPER POWER is honesty.
SUPER POWER. It’s the new buzz word. The Marvel Comics movies have kickstarted the term, so that we can feel like Super Heroes. I even heard the term used at a recent Weight Watchers meeting. (Where one of the super powers was…..zest?). Such low standards for SUPER POWERS these days. What happened to teleportation and invisibility?
So I have made up my own list of SUPER POWERS.
Take this quiz to reveal your To 60 and Beyond SUPER POWER.
a.Greige
b.White
c.Pink
d.Any of the above
2) It’s a dreary, rainy weekend. What do you do?
a.Stay in your PJ’s, in bed, while binge watching Snapped and eating ice cream from the container.
b.Decide to fix those kitchen cabinets, but you don’t have a screwdriver. You remove the brush from your electric toothbrush and voila, the base is a perfect substitute.
c.Start planning that perfect dinner party, with tablescapes, signature cocktail and guest treat bags.
d.Any of the above
3) What’s your favorite book?
a.The Devil Wears Prada
b.The Hunger Games
c.The Tao of Martha (Stewart): My year of LIVING
d.Any of the above
4) Which of these statements below do you most relate?
a.If you can’t say anything nice, come sit by me.
b.Keep calm and carry on.
c.Why buy when you can DIY?
d.Any of the above
5) Your Super Hero:
a.Iron Man/ Tony Stark
b.Batman/ Bruce Wayne
c.Wonder Woman/ Diana Prince
d.Any of the above
Results:
If you answered mostly A’s: Your super Power is Snarky. You have a snappy quip for any and all situations. Twitter was invented for people like you.
B’s: You are a MacGyver. One of those women who can make a fabulous meal out of salt and cornmeal. Or sew a dress together with dental floss and a safety-pin.
Mostly C’s: Pintrest Princess. While you may or may not do ANY of the things you “pin”, you love all things crafty and probably own more than one glue gun.
Mostly D’s: You have ALL these SUPER POWERS. In the Zombie apocalypse you would not only be sassy, but able to clean and load your gun blindfolded while rockin’ that perfect zombie killing ensemble that hides bloodstains beautifully (with matching tote).
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