ME: (wanting a new dress to wear for my 60th Birthday in Paris)

THOUGHTS: I’ll need to lose 10 pounds. I’ll wait for the spring/ summer clothes. What color? Style? Should I  go sexy, sophisticated, edgy? What about shoes, jewelry, purse?  It’s PARIS, for goodness sake! What if the airline looses my luggage? I’ll never find anything in France to fit this American Body. Who wants to be judged by those size zero French saleswomen (who are still eating bread) ? Good Lord, they wouldn’t even let Oprah into Hermes!

In the course of one minute, I went from wanting a new dress to not being allowed into Hermes – complicated.Continue reading…     Share